Funny dating advertisements

Artist, blogger, freelance writer. Experiences include art, DIY, gardening, storm-spotting, caregiving, farming, reading, and kid wranglin'. But that doesn't mean we can't have a good laugh every now at the expense of the lonely and desperate. Especially those who advertise themselves on the public market with such an amusing array of humorous, weird, and shocking words. In another article, I highlighted some of the most bizarre, arrogant, and downright creepy ads posted by men. Here, we will see what the ladies have to say.

June 1st 2. Needs TLC. This particular Fiat , put on sale by user sphlchwns , has been through the wars and is truly in desperate need of some tender loving care. That's not to say sphlchwns wasn't a good owner, it's just that she really couldn't have given two shits about this car. Her item description is also a refreshingly honest sales pitch that really gets to the heart of the issue as to why the owner wants to sell so bad This is a real bargain to be honest. Even though this car has genuinely ruined my life.

Take a a selfie with your partner here, take a selfie with your partner there—you get the idea! However, even if a picture paints a thousand words, there is nothing to lose by actually putting a caption. This collection lists over funny captions for couple pictures. When it comes to humor, there are no holds barred. Having said that, feel free to use any of the captions here—or even build on them—to step up your relationship goals in social media and in real life.

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